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1.Husband- Tumhare Baap Ki Jle Par Namak Chhidkne Ki Aadat Abhi Gyi Nahi Hai.

  Wife   - Kyo Kya Huaa Ab?

  Husband- Kal Fir Puchh Rha Tha Meri Beti Se Sadi Karke Khush To Ho Na?


2.Pintu- Aaj Papa Ne Pitayee Kar di Yar..
Chintu- Kyo.?
Pintu- Mene To Bus Itna Puchha 'KAMINE' Film Dekhne
        Chal Rahe Ho Ya Fir Ghar Par Hi 'BLUE' Film
          Dekh Le.



3.Papa- Kab Sudhrega Tu Hrami.?
   Woh Sharma Ji Ki Beti Ko Dekh.....
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Beta- Kha Hai Papa? Kidhar....?
Mujhe To Boli Ki Out Of India Hu.
Ghar Aa Bhi Gyi..?



4. Ramlal Ki Fire Birgade Me Nokri Lag Gyi..
Ek Mahila Ka Call Aaya Mere Ghar Me Aag Lag Gayi
 Jaldi Aao.....
Ramlal- Aapne Aag Par Pani Dala.?
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Mahila- Ha Dala Par Nahi Ruki.
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Ramlal-
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Pagal Orat Hum Aa Ke Kya Karenge.?
Hum Bhi To Pani Hi Dalenge.




5.Saas (Bahu se)- Bhagvan Ne Tumke 2-2 Aankhe Di Hai Dal Me Se
                  4-5 Pathher Nahi Nikal Sakti Kya.?
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Bahu-  Oh Ho.. Bhagvan Ne Tumhe 32 Daant Diye 4-5 Pathher Nahi Chba
        Sakti Kya.?


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Romantic Jokes In Hindi

6.Malkin Nokrani Se: Mujhe Lag Rha Hai Tumhare Maalik

 Office Me Kisi Or se Bhi Pyar

 Karne Lage Hai.

Nokrani- Please Malkin Aisa Na Kho Mere Malik

Mujhe Dokha Nahi De Sakte.....

7.Santa- Yar Ramlal Tu Bahar Kyo Beta Hai....?

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Ramlal- Yar Marriage Anversery Hai Aaj Wife Ko Chain Gift Kiya Tha To 

        Usane Bahar Nikal Diya.

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Santa- Chain Chandi Ki Hogi....

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Ramlal- Nahi Yar Chain To Cycle Ki Thi.

8.Teacher- Chintu Se Aapne Father ka Naam Btaao English Me.?

Chintu- Beautiful Red Underwear...

Teacher- What..... Kya Bol Rahe Ho.

             Hindi Me Bta.......

Chintu- Sundar Lal Chadda.

9.Boyfriend- Intzar Ki Ghadi(Watch) Bahut Lambi Hoti Hai.

Girlfriend- To Kisi Or Company Ki Khareed Lo.

10.Teacher: Ramlal Tum Kis Liye College Aate Ho.?

Ramlal: Sir Vidhya Ke Liye..

Teacher: To Fir So Kyo Rahe Ho.?

Ramlal: Aaj Vidhya Aayi Nahi Hai Sir.

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Love Jokes In Hindi

11.Boy- Kya Me Kiss Kar Lu.?

Girl- Nahi.

Boy- Betab Hokar Kar Lu Kya Kiss.?

Girl- Nahi.

 Girl Gusse Me Sale Duffer Me Koi Teacher/Madam

Hu Jo Baar-Baar Permission Mang Rha Hai

Zabardasti Nahi Kar Sakta Kya.......?

12.Girl- Agar Me Mar Jau To Tum Kya Karoge Janu.?

Boy- Me Bhi Mar Jaunga. 

Girl- (Aankho Me Aansu Bharkar) Itna Pyar Karta Hai Mujhse.?

Boy- Nahi Re, Tere Chakker Me Udhari Itni Ho Gayi Ki Jeena

      Muskil Ho Gya Hai.

13.Ek Khubsurat Ladki Bus Stand Par Khadi Thi Ki Ek 

Ladka Bola- chand To Raat Ko Niklta Hai Aaj Din Me Kese 

  Nikal Aaya.?

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Ladki Boli- Are Ullu To Raat Ko Bolta Hai, Aaj Din Me

 Kese Bol Rha Hai...

14.Vakil Khubsurat Ladki Se- Kal Raat Tum Kha Thi.?

   Ladki- Aapne Padosi Ke Sath Hotel Me Gayi Thi.

   Vakil Ne Dusra Sawal Puchha- Or Parso Raat Kha Thi.?

   Ladki- Merer Dusare Padosi Ke Sath Thi.

   Vakil Ne Dhire Se- Or Aaj Raat Ka Kya Programme Hai.

   Dusra Vakil Chillya- Objection My Lord Ye Sawal Mene Pahle 

     Hi Puchh Liya Hai.

15.Boy Tells A Girl- I Love You.

   Girl- Me Ye Bat Headmaster Ko Bolungi.

   Boy- Idiot Vo To Sadisudha Hai.

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